Review: Tantus Flex

OH MY GOSH YOU GUYS, THIS THING.

When I opened the awesome box full of awesome that the also awesome Jenn sent me, I was initially excited.  And then a little bit nervous.

First of all, awesome box was awesome.  It came from Tantus and it contained secret things and the Cush and lube and dildo tree seeds because why not.

One of the secret things I am referring to was the Flex.  At the time I received my awesome box of awesome toys, it wasn’t yet on the market.  And it is the only thing in the box that gave me pause.

Why?

Because my brain associated all double penetration toys with something like this.  Conjoined cocks made of gross.

This toy is not one of those toys.  It is not made of gross.  It, like everything else in the awesome box of awesome, is made of awesome.  In the form of Tantus’ awesome silicone.  My brain (and my vagina.  and my ass) quickly brushed away images of sil-a-gel cock amalgamations and started rejoicing.  Why has this not been done before?  If it’s going in my ass, I want it to be made of something that can be properly cleaned and sanitized, especially if it’s fucking attached to something that is going into my vagina.  Thank the good lord or the dildo gods or whoever that the folks at Tantus thought “That girl we send shit to on occasion might like a little DP action.  We should make a toy for that.”  Because in my mind, they made this for me…because they knew that I would want it.  Selling it to the general public was simply an after thought.

Anyway…silicone, amiright?  It’s pretty fucking awesome.  I dig it.  You know why?  BECAUSE I CAN FUCKING BOIL IT.  My favorite way to clean things.  Also because it doesn’t smell like ass or chemicals or fucking cherries or anything.  And it won’t introduce grossness into my body and make me ill.  HOORAY FOR SILICONE.

Oh, and it transfers vibration pretty well.  Which is nice considering Flex has a hole in the bottom were you can put a bullet (like the one speed one that it comes with).  The vibration can be felt through both parts of the toy.  Now, I’ve mentioned it before, but internal vibrations aren’t super important to me…unless we’re talking about my ass (and we are, guys…come on).  My ass doesn’t need a toy that vibrates, but when it wants one, it wants one with the right kind of vibration.  And this toy has the right kind of vibration.  They aren’t super crazy intense…but they are there and they are definitely noticeable.

The non-phallic part of the toy…the part that is designed to go in your ass…fucking awesome.  It’s basically a row of anal beads.  If you’re not a fan of large things in your ass, fret not.  The beads are not intimidating with a diameter of three quarters of an inch.  I love that they went with beads instead of another generally cock-shaped shaft…I like the variation…the ripply feeling of the beads.  I’m a big fan.

The shaft of this toy is pretty basic looking.  Also not huge…with a diameter of an inch and a half.  It has a slightly bulbous head that made fast friends with my G-spot, so there’s that.  There’s a lot of flex (ha) in the anal arm, so Flex will work with a lot of different bodies.  I found that I can pretty much thrust like crazy with this toy…I haven’t had any issues with the beads wanting to pop out of my ass if I get overzealous, but this isn’t really a toy I need to thrust like crazy with.  While neither the shaft or the beads are particularly girthy, I still get a nice full feeling when I use this toy.  Slow-ish thrusts are  my thing here…not so much out of necessity, but because I like the rhythm.

Here’s the thing…if you’re thinking about buying a double penetration toy, seriously consider this one.  If you already own and love a double penetration toy, consider upgrading to the Flex.  Yours is probably made of rubber or PVC and is gross.  Throw it away and buy yourself something that will last forever, can be cleaned properly, and won’t potentially make you sick.

Also, if you buy Flex today only, you can get 20% off if you use the promo code “3NEWTOYS” at checkout.  Do it.

I cannot recommend this toy enough.  It is the only toy of its kind…designed for double penetration…that I will recommend that you spend money on.

Thanks a million billions Tantus! (and Jenn!)