GUYS. I have something for you. Well, one of you.
I get to give away a Tenga Flip Hole.
Yeah. I KNOW. I’m pretty excited about it too.
Now, I’m not sure whether you’re getting the white or black version, but who gives a fuck, right? They’re both totally rad. Plus we all need a surprise every once in a while.
Also, I’ve been doing this shit for a year now. Madness. Anyway, to celebrate, I wanted to give away a couple of things that I totally love…and this is the boyfriend’s favorite.
Here’s how to enter…
Mandatory entry:
- Tell me why you wanna win. And it better be a good reason.
Optional entries:
- Follow me on Twitter and tweet about this contest. Once a day, por favor. Make sure to include @bedroomblogger in your tweet and comment here with a link – 1 entry
- Follow my Tumblr. Comment to let me know – 1 entry
- Like A Bedroom Blog on Facebook. Comment to let me know – 1 entry
- Tell me something you love about my blog – 1 entry
- Tell me something you hate about my blog – 1 entry
- Link to A Bedroom Blog in your blogroll. Comment to let me know – 2 entries
- Subscribe to my RSS feed or to get updates by email. Comment to let me know – 3 entries
As always, please leave a separate comment for each entry. I will check these things, so be honest darlings. Oh, and if you get three entries for doing something, please comment three times. It just makes my life easier. And I want to give you free shit, so don’t complain (not that you would).
This contest is open from right fucking now until 11:59 pm (CST) on Thursday, September 15th. I’ll announce the winner the following Monday.


















September 1st, 2011 at 7:45 am
I wanna win because hubby has never had a toy of his own. I’d love to give this to him!
(aviewfromvenus@gmail dot com)
September 1st, 2011 at 1:41 pm
I would like to win because I’ve wanted a flip hole pretty much since I first heard about it, but have never been able to justify the cost to myself. So, lust and cheapness, more or less, which aren’t very good reasons, but they’re the only reasons I have.
September 1st, 2011 at 1:43 pm
I’ve been subscribed to your RSS for a while, so not sure if that quite counts, but I’ve just subscribed to get updates by email too.
September 1st, 2011 at 1:46 pm
And I’m also following your Tumblr.
September 1st, 2011 at 6:50 pm
I wanna win because my wife’s toy collection is bigger than mine.
mattschmunk at gmail dot com
September 1st, 2011 at 6:53 pm
Following your tumblr.
mattschmunk at gmail dot com
September 1st, 2011 at 6:54 pm
Like a Bedroom Blog on Facebook. Matt S.
mattschmunk at gmail dot com
September 1st, 2011 at 6:55 pm
Subscribed to your RSS feed.
mattschmunk at gmail dot com
September 2nd, 2011 at 4:26 am
I want one because I want to break the stereotype that a man who has a sex toy is a perv while its ok for a woman to have multiple sex toys.
September 2nd, 2011 at 9:17 am
I want to win because nearly all the sex toys in our house are primarily for me. I’d like for my man to have something fun to play with, too.
September 2nd, 2011 at 9:22 am
I follow on Twitter as @buzzvibe, and I tweeted: http://twitter.com/#!/buzzvibe/status/109631961387114497
September 2nd, 2011 at 9:23 am
I like A Bedroom Blog on Facebook, my account name over there is Buzz on Vibes.
September 2nd, 2011 at 9:24 am
I want to win it just so I can have the pleasure of watchng my man use it
September 2nd, 2011 at 9:25 am
I follow on Tumblr. I’m buzzvibe flipside.
September 2nd, 2011 at 9:25 am
following on twitter as @VioletScreaming
September 2nd, 2011 at 9:26 am
following on tumblr
September 2nd, 2011 at 9:27 am
liked you on fb
September 2nd, 2011 at 9:31 am
tweeted http://twitter.com/VioletScreaming/statuses/109634508084625408
September 2nd, 2011 at 9:44 am
I wanna win because we have no “male” toys in the toybox.
Rixxir1 @ twitter
September 2nd, 2011 at 2:02 pm
I want it for my brother. You cannot imagine how much he needs this. That and my whole family knows about my toy reviewing, my mom has already taken toys so it would only be fair that my brother get one.
September 2nd, 2011 at 2:04 pm
I now follow you on twitter I’m @frellathon
Tweet
http://twitter.com/#!/frellathon/status/109703022141116416
September 2nd, 2011 at 2:05 pm
I now follow you on tumblr I’m frellathon
September 2nd, 2011 at 2:16 pm
Liked you on FB
September 2nd, 2011 at 9:03 pm
I want it for my Fiance, because I want to watch him use it, and I want to use it on him. I think it’d be interesting and he’s always wanted to try something like this.
September 3rd, 2011 at 10:10 am
We dont have any man toys and my husband is going to be a truck driver so maybe he can take this with him.
September 3rd, 2011 at 10:53 pm
i follow you on twitter @venusetc
tweet – https://twitter.com/#!/venusetc/status/110198242083471360
September 4th, 2011 at 9:26 pm
I like A Bedroom Blog on facebook (lady-venus reviews)
September 4th, 2011 at 9:27 pm
I subscribed to your rss feed via google reader x1
September 4th, 2011 at 9:28 pm
I subscribed to your rss feed via google reader x2
September 4th, 2011 at 9:28 pm
I subscribed to your rss feed via google reader x3
September 4th, 2011 at 9:30 pm
added you to my blogroll x1
http://venusetc.com
September 4th, 2011 at 9:30 pm
added you to my blogroll x2
http://venusetc.com
September 5th, 2011 at 5:22 am
Something I love about your blog – you have email subscription as an option, I don’t like to havbe all my subscriptions go to my feedreader!
September 5th, 2011 at 5:30 am
Subscribed to feed via email (surprise, surprise!!)
#1
September 5th, 2011 at 5:31 am
subscribed to email feed
#2
September 5th, 2011 at 5:31 am
Subscribed via email
#3
September 5th, 2011 at 5:34 am
hmm, something I dislike… I think that I dislike you not having a preformatted tweet for this giveaway – very nitpickety I know, but hey you asked us for a negative in return for an entry (sorry:( I really want this toy for my man)
September 5th, 2011 at 5:35 am
tweeted http://twitter.com/#!/VioletScreaming/status/110658527814627329
September 5th, 2011 at 10:26 am
something i like about your blog – I like that it’s not overcrowded & easy to navigate, and I enjoy your reviews. =)
September 5th, 2011 at 10:30 am
Something I dislike about your blog – Maybe the lack of colour? I’m a colourful person. =)
September 5th, 2011 at 7:32 pm
tweeted – https://twitter.com/#!/venusetc/status/110871110869991426
September 6th, 2011 at 7:58 am
tweeted – https://twitter.com/#!/venusetc/status/111058208327606272
September 6th, 2011 at 5:57 pm
We want to win because neither of us has ever had a sex toy before and I want him to get to try some new things
September 6th, 2011 at 6:09 pm
because the silicone kitchen gadgets just aren’t getting it done anymore….
September 6th, 2011 at 10:16 pm
Twitter retweet.
http://twitter.com/#!/Sexualscientist/status/111276308050350081
September 6th, 2011 at 10:18 pm
I already follow your blog via RSS on google reader.
September 6th, 2011 at 10:23 pm
In all seriousness the reason is you tweeted “Win something awesome to put your dick in” and even before clicking on the link my first thought was AWESOME I like sticking my dick in things I want it. Once I found out what it was, I was stoked because I have been eyeing the Tenga products for a while though I was originally looking at the egg.
September 6th, 2011 at 10:26 pm
I like how involved your BF is with your blog.
September 6th, 2011 at 10:28 pm
I don’t like how often time you repeat yourself without adding to the blog. You have gotten better as your blog progressed but I tend to read it in chunks and that is what sticks out in my mind.
September 7th, 2011 at 5:45 am
i like that you have ads for hips and curves… sexy women.
September 7th, 2011 at 1:23 pm
I want to win because even though my husband likes our toy collection that consists of basically stuff for me, I want him to have a treat of his own and I thought these were delicious from the moment I saw them. Thanks for the great giveaway
Renee
fattybumpkins at yahoo dot com
September 7th, 2011 at 4:13 pm
tweet – https://twitter.com/#!/venusetc/status/111538959632433152
September 8th, 2011 at 9:31 pm
tweeted – https://twitter.com/#!/venusetc/status/111985085468774400
September 9th, 2011 at 1:15 pm
i want to win this because I want to use this on my husband. I want him to use it on himself too, in front of me so I can have the pleasure of watching him *drools*. Of course, another reason is so that my husband can use this toy anytime he wants!
chainslace at yahoo dot com
September 9th, 2011 at 1:17 pm
i follow you.
@ChainsnLace
http://twitter.com/#!/ChainsnLace/status/112227984190095360
chainslace at yahoo dot com
September 9th, 2011 at 1:21 pm
i love your writing style!
chainslace at yahoo dot com
September 9th, 2011 at 1:23 pm
i dont like that you don’t update DAILY!!! =] at least 2x’s. aaaaaah. No, there is nothing I don’t like about your blog. its clean, simple, you get straight to the point. maybe thats why I would love to read a review from you pretty much, daily. but, there aren’t enough toys out there to cover that.
chainslace at yahoo dot com
September 9th, 2011 at 1:25 pm
blog roll love;
http://chainsnlace.blogspot.com/
chainslace at yahoo dot com
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September 9th, 2011 at 1:26 pm
blog roll love;
http://chainsnlace.blogspot.com/
chainslace at yahoo dot com
02
September 9th, 2011 at 1:27 pm
email subby.
chainslace at yahoo dot com
01
September 9th, 2011 at 1:28 pm
email subby.
chainslace at yahoo dot com
02
September 9th, 2011 at 1:28 pm
email subby.
chainslace at yahoo dot com
03
September 9th, 2011 at 2:39 pm
tweet – https://twitter.com/#!/venusetc/status/112245548974751744
September 9th, 2011 at 10:24 pm
https://twitter.com/#!/PleasurePamela/status/112365543960481793
September 9th, 2011 at 10:26 pm
I’d like to win it so I can watch a guy actually use it! It would be tough selecting WHO will be my research “assistant” but I think I can handle it.
September 9th, 2011 at 10:28 pm
Already following you on Twitter as PleasurePamela
September 10th, 2011 at 1:58 am
Following you on Tumblr, too. (as Pleasure Pamela)
September 10th, 2011 at 11:16 am
tweet – https://twitter.com/#!/venusetc/status/112556731854372864
September 10th, 2011 at 12:54 pm
https://twitter.com/#!/PleasurePamela/status/112584645052338178
September 11th, 2011 at 4:02 pm
Tweet – https://twitter.com/#!/venusetc/status/112993180131147776
September 12th, 2011 at 12:34 am
tweeted http://twitter.com/#!/VioletScreaming/status/113119390895058944
September 12th, 2011 at 1:32 am
Well, I just wanna test how loud it actually gets.
September 13th, 2011 at 4:07 pm
tweeted
http://twitter.com/VioletScreaming/statuses/113720440521895937
September 13th, 2011 at 5:51 pm
I want it because I most likely have an orgasm break coming up in the next couple of weeks and after my wife has had her way with me, this thing looks a lot more fun than my hand!
September 13th, 2011 at 10:22 pm
tweet – https://twitter.com/#!/venusetc/status/113812347310718976
September 14th, 2011 at 7:49 pm
C’mon, it looks like fun, certainly more fun than a Flip Cam, who wouldn’t want to win?
September 15th, 2011 at 12:15 pm
tweeted http://twitter.com/#!/VioletScreaming/status/114386243508371456
September 15th, 2011 at 7:32 pm
I want to win because I want to give it to the guy I’ve been talking too/seeing as a surprise.
September 15th, 2011 at 7:34 pm
I follow you on Tumblr as lucidobsession
September 15th, 2011 at 7:44 pm
I liked your Facebook page as Lucid Obsession
September 15th, 2011 at 7:46 pm
I’ve linked to you on my sidebar – sextoygeek.net (Entry 1/2)
September 15th, 2011 at 7:46 pm
I’ve linked to you on my sidebar – sextoygeek.net (Entry 2/2)