Oh dear Jesus, why? Why doesn’t Mr. Jack have nostrils? Why are his lips the same color as the rest of his skin?
Why the fuck does this thing exist?
Does Tom Selleck know about this?
I’m horrified. Clearly, I am not the target audience for this particular masturbatory device…but I am not entirely certain I want to meet the target audience, either.
It makes me think of Invasion of the Body Snatchers…I’m not entirely sure why. But it is horrible. So very, very horrible.
December 14th, 2010 at 3:23 pm
It looks like the mouth of a very fat hungry man…
December 14th, 2010 at 10:53 pm
…with an unidentified throat condition…who only eats cock.
December 17th, 2010 at 12:33 pm
Oh. My. Gosh. That is disturbing!
February 25th, 2011 at 1:12 pm
And I can tell you exactly where it’s sold.
http://www.world-sex-toys.com/disprod.asp?ProductNumber=DJ0603-01
March 16th, 2011 at 12:12 am
Also, I found you a new masturbator to cry about. But don’t fret. It’s almost as bad as the concubine masturbator was…but not quite.
http://www.shaki.com/en/Product.php?cid=1&pid=&skey=&&l=1&id=441