Review: G-Spot Lollipop

I really wasn’t sure what to expect when I knew not one, but two G-Spot Lollipops were on their way to me. I had read nothing but good reviews. I had spoken at some length with Dennis, who was very helpful and happy to answer any questions, and I’d heard other reviewers gush about their customer service. I was drawn in by all of the colors and the “fun-ness” of the product. But I was still skeptical.

The G-Spot Lollipop is designed to stimulate one’s g-spot. Obviously. I’ve got a Single Pop and a Double Pop. The Single Pop features one acrylic ball, meant for insertion, and a smaller plastic ball on the other end, meant to be used as a handle. The Double Pop features two acrylic balls of different sizes, both meant for insertion. All of the G-Spot Lollipops are made with surgical steel rods that the acrylic balls are secured to with medical grade glue. Care and cleaning instructions can be found here.

Before we get much further, let me say this: there is no reason (other than the ten dollar difference in price) that you should buy the Single Pop over the Double Pop. Seriously…it just makes sense…go with the Double. It’s like you’re getting two toys instead of one. Of course, there are reasons why you might prefer the Travel Pop or the J-Pop, but I suggest you leave the Single Pop out if you’re considering one of these.

Now, there are a couple of things I really dig about the G-Spot Lollipop. First of all, it’s totally body safe and can be easily sterilized. That’s good news if you plan on sharing or are thinking of using it anally (which you could do (but I won’t) with the Double Pop, but I wouldn’t recommend with the Single or Travel Pops). Secondly…it’s customizable. You get to pick the size of your acrylic balls. Which is pretty sweet. The smaller ball on my Double Pop has a circumference of 5.5″, the larger 6.25″. Depending on your preference for girth, you can choose a smaller circumference or you can make my vagina look like a wimp and go with the largest size.

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Pleasurists #167

Courtesy of Nymphomaniac Ness*

Welcome to Pleasurists, a round-up of the adult product and sex toy reviews that came out in the last seven days. If you like what you see and want more of it be sure to follow the RSS Feed and Twitter for updates.

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Awesome Aluminum Dildo Giveaway

Have I done enough to convince you of the awesomeness of the Alumina line from Tantus?  Seriously.  I love these toys.  And I think that you should try one.  And if you’ve already got one, I think you should get another.  That’s why I’m super thrilled that Tantus is letting me give one away to one of you lucky ducks.

Yes…you can win one of these sexy aluminum works of art and awesome.


All you’ve got to do is fill out this nifty little form.  The first entry is mandatory and everything else is optional.  You only get credit for tweeting once.  You don’t have to sign in via Facebook, and you don’t have to use your real name.

Alright…let’s do this.  Good Luck, lovelies.

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Review: Tantus Alumina

I’m often drawn to pretty things.  Being the seasoned (?) sex toy reviewer that I am, I have learned that pretty products and high-end packaging do not always equal quality (I’m looking at you, SenseMotion shit).  However, sometimes quality does come in nice packing.  And sometimes it’s pretty.  And those times, I am happy.  And so is my vagina.

Enter Tantus, and their fabulous line of aluminum toys.  They make my vagina happy.  And they’re really fucking pretty.

Tantus Alumina Line

Tantus is known for their 100% Ultra-Premium Silicone toys…which are generally pretty awesome.  But the Alumina line is also pretty awesome, and I feel like it is often overlooked.

The toys in the Alumina line are all made of anodized aluminum.  Anodized aluminum is the same stuff those carabiner keyrings are made of.  Anodizing makes them, and the Alumina toys, resistant to corrosion.  Hooray, right?  I know.

Aluminum feels similar to steel, but it is lighter.  These toys have a heft comparable to that of glass.  From what I understand, earlier incarnations of the Alumina line have a slightly more matte finish.  The Revolve that I have is one of these, and I would compare the feel of it to ceramic, but it’s not spot on.  The newer Alumina toys are much glossier in feel and shinier in appearance.

There are three dildos and one plug in the Alumina line.  I don’t have the plug (called Pace), but I’ll be giving you a look at the dildos: Flow, Revolve and Motion. Continue reading


Pleasurists #165

Courtesy of the bedroom blogger

Welcome to Pleasurists, a round-up of the adult product and sex toy reviews that came out in the last seven days. If you like what you see and want more of it be sure to follow the RSS Feed and Twitter for updates.

Did you miss Pleasurists 164? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists 166? Be sure to read the submission guidelines and then use the submission form to submit before Sunday January 29th @ 11:59pm Pacific.

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Review: Jack’s Blow Job Lessons

I still want this to be a joke.  Like…after I hit the publish button, I’ll get an email from Jack and he’ll be all “Gotcha!  You think I’m a pig but I’m really just hilarious!  In an awful way!  I can’t believe you fell for that!”

But it’s not a joke.  This shit’s for real.  And yes, it’s shit.  And here’s how it started…

Hello,

My name is Jack.

I’m the author of a popular guide called “Jack’s Blowjob Lessons” ( you can Google it ), I ran into your blog and I believe that your readers might find my guide valuable.

Please tell me if it is possible to write a guest article on your blog and/or do you write book reviews? If yes, I can send you a copy.

Thanks in advance,

Jack

Now honestly, that’s not that bad.  A lot of companies send out mass impersonal emails to bloggers, trying to get them to review their shit.  However, they’re generally not so lazy/cocky/douchey as to TELL YOU TO GOOGLE THE PRODUCT THEY WANT YOU TO REVIEW.  I can Google it?  Thanks, Jack.

I didn’t have to, though.  I was already familiar with Jack’s Blowjob Lessons, as I wasn’t the first in my circle of bloggers to receive his email.  So I’d been to his site, which I refuse to link to in this review (because obviously YOU CAN GOOGLE IT).  And I’d read his pitch and all of the “testimonials”.  So when my inbox was graced with the presence of this email, I was torn.  Part of me wanted to take a page from Epiphora‘s book, and tell him exactly what I thought of him and his site and his book.  But part of me wanted to agree to the review, so I could actually read it…and then tell him exactly what I thought of it and him and his site.  If it isn’t clear by now which path I chose, please stop reading my blog and never come back again.  Thanks. Continue reading


Pleasurists #164

Photo courtesy of Pixel*

Welcome to Pleasurists, a round-up of the adult product and sex toy reviews that came out in the last seven days. If you like what you see and want more of it be sure to follow the RSS Feed and Twitter for updates.

Did you miss Pleasurists 163? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists 165? Be sure to read the submission guidelines and then use the submission form to submit before Sunday January 22nd @ 11:59pm Pacific.

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Review: Fleshlight Blade

The folks at Fleshlight decided to make something for you to stick your cock in that doesn’t look like a fucking gigantic flashlight.  And apparently that was a good call on their part.

It’s the Blade, and it is the first new product from Fleshlight in 10 years.  The basics are the same.  You’ve got a Fleshlight sleeve inside of a case.  The Blade’s sleeve is less circular and more teardrop shaped, and the case is hilt-shaped, as though it might house an actual blade.

The real difference, other than the shape and appearance, is the fact that the case is soft.  It’s incredibly pliable and allows you to apply the perfect amount of pressure.  There are four small holes on the bottom of the case to aid in creating suction.

The texture of the Blade is really nice.  It’s similar to the Super Ribbed texture, with a bit more variation.  The shape and width of the inner canal changes along the length of the sleeve.

At first, I thought this experiment was a failure.  That tends to happen to the boyfriend the first time he tries things.  He said it was almost too intense, and he had to pull out to come.  So I asked him (very nicely) to try it again in a few days.  And he did.  And he liked it.  A lot.

Each time he tried it, he talked it up a little bit more.  Generally, it’s like pulling teeth to get him to put his experience with a toy into words.  Usually I have to fight to get more than “It feels good.  On my dick.”  But he was full of nice things to say about the Blade. Continue reading


Review: Crystal Delights Plugs

I like sticking things in my ass.  I think I’ve probably mentioned that before.  But I just realized something…I have yet to review anything specifically designed to go in my ass on this blog.  WTF, me?  Watch me remedy this shit…

Not long after I began reviewing things last fall, I stumbled upon Crystal Delights.  At the time, I think they were only making gorgeous glass butt plugs (I could be wrong…maybe I was only aware of the plugs), but they’ve since expanded their line to include dildos and ridiculously swanky paddles (which someone should totally buy for me).  Point is, everything is just so pretty.  And I just had to have something pretty for my butt.

After much deliberation and reading through countless reviews, I decided to go with their small clear plug with a blue crystal.  I read a review…and I can’t for the life of me find it…that convinced me to go with the small rather than their larger regular plug.  It just sounded like it would be more comfortable to wear…the reviewer had stated that the longer neck on the regular plug was a bit obnoxious, and I figured the small would suit me just fine.

So…it arrived.  I opened the box to see my pretty new plug snuggled inside a padded toy pouch…which was wrapped in sparkly pink tissue paper.  It was like christmas for my ass.  And it was so pretty.

After taking some pictures, I lubed the cute little thing up and popped it in.  And it was…just okay.  Not the magic I had been expecting.  See…here’s the thing – I have kind of a big ass.  Not huge…but I have a nice round booty.  The base on these plugs are circular, so it didn’t exactly snuggle itself in comfortably between my cheeks.  It wasn’t exactly uncomfortable, it just was immediately obvious that this wouldn’t be a long term wear plug.  The small plug is something that I will pop in to wear during PIV intercourse.  And it works just fine for that.  The boyfriend is a big fan…he can feel the plug through my vaginal wall, and it adds a different sort of sensation during sex.  And I like it, because I get to feel nice and…full. Continue reading


Review: First Mate

I do love me some affordable silicone.  I mean…I do love me some expensive silicone as well, but considering I don’t have to pay for the majority of my silicone, I tend to forget that most people can’t afford a collection full of VixSkin and O2…and am pleasantly surprised when I find really affordable, really decent silicone toys.

Don’t get me wrong…it’s not like high quality, affordable silicone toys are that hard to find.  Tantus has toys that certainly won’t break the bank.  Good Vibrations carries a great variety of silicone dildos.  The only issue is that the more realistic toys tend to be a bit pricier.

Thus my praise for the First Mate.  A nice, realistic silicone dildo for under fifty bucks.  Extra points for its amazing harness compatibility. Continue reading